doujinshi:

dont like me ? well come and kill me be the change you wish to fucking see

punkmicheal:

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

brigwife:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

shesunreal:

I can’t wait to reinvent myself until I don’t recognise her

hourgloss:

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have the option to kill ross geller

alghannam:

high key only want u

uptional:

“It’s all about the first person you wanna tell good news to.”

— (via permeate)